Daddy Rulz #s 1-4 of 100

1) Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

2) The skills pay the bills.

3) Take your time pooping.

4) Just play the (social) game sometimes; people give you stuff.

To be continued...

[I'm claiming copyright on this shit "Daddy Rulz" and all 100 in case my peeps want to do a book or some shit. So. There. I said it.]