So It Must Be True

I read it on the BBC

So it must be true

Our universe is doomed to collapse

Dark energy surviving

In place of all that ever…was

In a mere ten to twenty

Billion years

So I must say my goodbyes and I-love-yous now

Because I have many to say


They say the Nazis built an anti-gravity device

During World War II

Its absence from present science

Implies vast black worlds of secret aircraft

That might explain the UFOs people see

Over Area 51

Or the hidden tunnels under the White House

Full of lizard-men disguised as Freemasons


And a sniper is hunting me

For sins long ago committed

Stuff I swear was prayed away

In past lives

But as long as I keep running

No one will catch me

No one can catch me