Ask Ty...April 22 (#3)

Q: Ty, could you tell me what my [penis] smells like? - DW, Florida

Ty: DW, good question and an even better observation. I'm guessing you sense that not only does your wang have an odor, but that that might mean that there is something wrong with the old boy. A urologist could help. And, if you don't have health insurance...well, I guess it wasn't such a good idea to vote for Nader in 2000.

I have no idea what your thing smells like, but I'm guessing it probably doesn't smell too good.

Just a guess. - Ty