I Got Fired Because Of My Blog

"I am the Unemployed Blogger. I lost my job because my previous employers did not care for my blog. Apparently not everyone likes to shop, drink and make out as much as I do. Remember kids, don't blog on the company dime. If you would like to employ me, or perhaps send me possible jobs, or even donate money to my POR Fund (Pay October's Rent) than you can email me here: unemployedblogger@gmail.com"