Balls of Insanity (by Scratchy)

I have to give the Republicans credit for this much.

They fucking roll the dice.

None of this pussy-footing, one-eye-on-the-polls-middle-of-the-road-triangulation bullshit. None of this offend-no-one-mild-mannerism.

Democratic campaign theme: Together we can do better.

Republican campaign theme: Democrats want to surrender to the terrorists immediately.

WTF? Does that make ANY sense?

Democrats: Together we can do better.

Republicans: Harold Ford fucks white prostitutes up the bung with his nasty black cock in the grotto of the Playboy Mansion.

Democrats: Together we can do better.

Republicans: Bob Casey owns a timeshare in Dubai with Osama bin Laden, said he wants to pipe bomb all Christian churches, AND we have photos to prove that he gave Kim Jong Il a rim job.

Democrats: Together we can do better.

Republicans: Nancy Pelosi will force you to have sex with your children.

It might be nearing the end of its run, but you have to admit, it takes balls of insanity.