Guy on his cell phone: "He gave me antibiotics."(pause) (pause)
Guy again (louder): "Antibiotics, he gave me antibiotics!"
Same guy (Even louder - screaming magically makes up for poor reception): ANTIBIOTOCS, HE GAVE ME ANTIBIOTICS - ONE EACH DAY FOR A WEEK!"(loses reception -- dials back)
Same guy again: "No, he just said the antibiotics would take care of whatever it is."
Monday
Why We Hate People
On a crowded urban commuter subway train this morning: