America [Hearts] the Bi-Racial

Science from the California labs of Dr. Richey Powell:

Well-known American WHITE people:

Charles Manson
Vanilla Ice
Leona Helmsley
Tonya Harding
Richard Nixon

[Ed. Add: Dick Cheney]

Well-known American BLACK people:

OJ Simpson
Alan Keyes
Michael Vick
Willie Horton
Michael Jackson (technically still black)

[Ed Add: Barry Bonds]

Well-known American BI-RACIAL people:

Barack Obama
Derek Jeter
Tiger Woods
Alex Rodriguez* Lenny Kravitz/Jimi Hendrix/Bob Marley
Halle Berry

[Ed Add: Ty Hardaway]

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* "A-Rod" is disqualified for like a hundred reasons, chiefly for being a pussy. We'll begin here:

"When people write [bad things] about me, I don't know if it's [because] I'm good-looking, I'm biracial, I make the most money, I play on the most popular team."

-A-Rod