Tuesday

Barry Oh!® Saves the World

"You know how candidates put out lame-ass books while they're running for office? They should put out an Obama Movie during the summer blockbuster season. No one is paying attention to politics in the summer. They should just forgo the book and keep the summer campaign alive with a movie. And not some weak-ass documentary either. Something where he saves the world. Rips off his shirt and punches out a meteorite before it hits an orphanage in a swing state. And then beds down the white ladies."

- Rickey Powell
Dude, he should totally fly too.