Two Things About People and Their Bodies

Thing One: From the west coast

What the guy in front me of at the food store was buying:

• Steak
• Bacon
• Ho Hos®
• Toilet Paper
• Another kind of steak
• Jack Daniels®

God Bless America®.

Thing Two: Apparently I must have swallowed a grape, whole. No chewing, no nothing. Simply swallowed like a vitamin. It's just that obvious sometimes.