Alls I'm going to say is this: Growing up all "mixed-race" and in affluent majority white communities not only have I seen all of this, but I can with all the ease in the world say, it's so goddamn true. And, it makes me laugh my ass off. Read it! And, don't forget the comments (bye-bye ass).
I'll highlight the following (select link for full text) but it's all funny as hell:
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.#53 Dogs
White people love dogs on an entirely different level. It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids.#17 Hating their parents
This topic ties into a number of other posts, but there is no denying that white people hate their parents. What is amazing, is that as a white parent, there is nothing you can do to prevent this.#12 Non-Profit Organizations
It is a known fact that white people make up 95% of non-profit organizations. They can’t get enough of them.#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
White people love to be outside. But not everyone knows that another thing they like to do is make people feel bad for wanting to watch sports on TV or play videogames. While it would be easy to get angry at white people for this, remember it is hard wired in their head that the greatest thing a person can do in their free time is to hike/walk/bike outdoors.
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