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You knew this would happen; me interrupting my Lovely Chapter to blather on about something, right? But, hell if Starbucks® isn't bugging my brain. Get this: now they've decided to make WiFi free.
Uh, hello? I already figured this one out. Again!
"This is what our customers have been waiting for — free Starbucks-quality Wi-Fi," said Chris Bruzzo, chief technology officer, Starbucks Coffee Company. "Through our new partnership with AT&T, we also welcome their millions of current customers who can now come in and enjoy free Wi-Fi as part of their daily Starbucks Experience."Hello?! What have I been saying?
- Starbucks® Press Release, February 11, 2008 [clicky]
"Wifi too, thanks (you should really make that a freebee, yo)."Where my money at? Or free coffee? And what is "Starbucks®-quality Wi-Fi" anyhow? How can you burn WiFi? Does it make your stomach hurt?
- Me, February 1, 2008 [clicky]
O.K. how 'bout this Starbucks®? I think that, uh, Starbucks® should feature naked baristas and hashish in all their locations. Make it more like, uh, Dutch. Make that happen magic Starbucks®!
Now back to my Lovely Chapter.
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