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[Message From AKD/Book4/Chapter 1 Sponsor]

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It's a scientifically proven fact that 96% of men will develop ass and crotch stench by the time they reach age 35. ACS currently afflicts over 100 million American men in the United States. Using science, scientists at the ACS Institute have developed a panoply of products designed to combat ACS and ACS related symptoms – without relying on failed, cowardly, scientifically dis-proven French ass cleansing technology. All our products are guaranteed French-Free!™

ACS Institute Products:
- Disposable cartridge ass wiper
- Spray (plus Afro-spray*).
- Brush/sealant with rotating top
- Wallet size toilet paper
- Man-pons new!
* The diaspora may have spread Africans all over the world, but with them came a brave new world of Afro-ACS. [clicky]

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