1) I say 14 year old girls because MySpace seems to be more about bad color schemes (14 year old girls) than fake boobs (14 year old boys).
2) I assume that a $5,500 trick is the kind where a) acrobatics are involved; b) you don't feel all that sinking regret immediately after you climax; and c) you get to keep your job as governor because no one ever finds out. Oops.
Ty: I'm going back to this: Why are/were you on MySpace and how do you know so much about 14 year old girl web pages? Huh? What gives? And, don't give me the "It's Girl Scout cookie time!" 'Cuz, like I said, the only MySpace I randomly find look like this: [clicky]
Now, yeah, I don't even believe I know what goes through a 14 year old dude's brain anymore. Sure I was a 14 year old dude, but that was nearly 30 years ago (14 years twice). So, I cannot attest. But, fake boobs? Man, that's just low. I didn't know dudes liked those. But, maybe 14 year olds cannot help themselves; boobs is boobs, I suppose.
2) I assume that a $5,500 trick is the kind where a) acrobatics are involved; b) you don't feel all that sinking regret immediately after you climax; and c) you get to keep your job as governor because no one ever finds out. Oops.
Ty: Indeed. I'm guessing that high-classcost whores probably aren't into acrobatics simply because they probably can't cause injury to clients. "Honey, how did you break your pelvis again?" The money probably does help reduce the dissonance over fucking whores. Justification is a motherfucker.
But, I suppose much of what you are purchasing is discretion. The club and the whore held up their end which is commendable, it was a pesky federal wiretap that, perhaps, caused some of Elliot's concern. Spitzer should have known better how to hide the money trail. For that, he's a dumbass.
But looking at the payment(s), from reading the complaint it looks as if some of the money in question was for "Kristin" to bring back to the office as a deposit or credit for a next session. Also, the pimp said he had a balance of $2,721.41 on the afternoon before "Kristin" showed up. So by the end of the night they may have had $7,021.41 of Spitzer's money, with some being held for his next session. So he can't give the oh, "...it was a one-time thing, I thought I as getting a massage" excuse. Naw, he's a whore-fucker. And, yeah, that's a problem given his former prosecution of whore-fuckers.
Elliot Spitzer is basically now just Larry Craig.
3) What do child midgets look like? All I ever see are adult midgets? Where do they keep the children? Or do I have it backwards and the ones I see are all children and the adults are 400 pounds, 14 feet tall, with skulls 3 feet in diameter and live on a secret island?
Ty: Humm. I Googled™ "dwarf children" (since "midget children" only gave me really creepy stuff) and all I got was this: Cousin Marc's MySpace page [clicky]. WTF?! MySpace is everywhere. What is MySpace? Is it a new religion? Does the Vatican own MySpace? Is it my newest sponsor? I mean did MySpace consult with the Vatican on the newest "sins" - you know, to kind of hipify this whole "sin" notion? In case you missed, here are the new Seven Deadly:
Carrying out experiments on humans
Polluting the environment
Causing social injustice
Causing poverty
Becoming obscenely wealthy
Taking drugs
Genetic modification
Okay, maybe since all the new Seven Deadly probably cause midget babies, maybe all the midget children are held at the Vatican where they make MySpace pages until adulthood when they are unleashed on Greater Civilization. The only "secret island" is 108.7 acres in Rome: [clicky]
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