So, Big Dave Wave went to a
Barry Oh!® fundraiser in Florida last night or something. I'm guessing
Barry Oh!® is now our new president of camera phone prayer (BDW took
his and prayed):
To me it looks like some weird nightmare of suits and mobile phones. On some planet somewhere out there, the kids are watching a TeeVee show about earthlings who worship smooth black men by praying to them with their hand-held "prayer devices." [BDW file name: "barry oh barry!.jpg]
There he is! Not as handsome as they portray him in the liberal media. Kinda squishy-headed. "Bow down before me with your Blackberrys, people! I am the Barry Oh!®" And bow they did. [BDW file name: "oh barry.jpg]
"People, people! I know. I love me too. I know, huh?! Okay. This is a fundraiser. Let's see the cash, bitches!" [BDW file name: "oh barry oh.jpg]
"Hold on. I said hold on! I'll get your drink in a minute. I'm praying, dammit!" Orgy of booze, money, prayer, and camera phones. [BDW file name: "oh oh oh.jpg]
I don't know who I'm more surprised to see at a Barry Oh!® fundraiser, Big Dave Wave (left), or Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas (right). Are they...dancing? Huh, didn't know Dave danced.... [BDW file name: "this fucking guy.jpg]
"We got into the Big Wig room where 100 or so people wait on line to have a PROFESSIONAL photographer take their photy graph with the man (himself). Like a ride at Disney's Land. Rode that ride, he said, "What's your name? Good to meet you David," all quiet and cool he was. Snap snap snap. See ya!
To me it looks like some weird nightmare of suits and mobile phones. On some planet somewhere out there, the kids are watching a TeeVee show about earthlings who worship smooth black men by praying to them with their hand-held "prayer devices." [BDW file name: "barry oh barry!.jpg]
There he is! Not as handsome as they portray him in the liberal media. Kinda squishy-headed. "Bow down before me with your Blackberrys, people! I am the Barry Oh!®" And bow they did. [BDW file name: "oh barry.jpg]
"People, people! I know. I love me too. I know, huh?! Okay. This is a fundraiser. Let's see the cash, bitches!" [BDW file name: "oh barry oh.jpg]
"Hold on. I said hold on! I'll get your drink in a minute. I'm praying, dammit!" Orgy of booze, money, prayer, and camera phones. [BDW file name: "oh oh oh.jpg]
I don't know who I'm more surprised to see at a Barry Oh!® fundraiser, Big Dave Wave (left), or Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas (right). Are they...dancing? Huh, didn't know Dave danced.... [BDW file name: "this fucking guy.jpg]
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