Making dinner for the B.
***Rrrrringgggg***
Ty: Hello?
WP: Hello, may I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Reccootty?
Ty: Who is this?
WP: This is Laura from the Washington Post and...
Ty: I thought we made it clear that we didn't want solicitation calls. Ever.
WP: Oh, sorry. I just want to thank you for your Sunday subscription and you can get the weekday Post for...
Ty: Uh, hello?! Wait a minute. Let me get this straight, I just explained that we don't want solicitation calls and you immediately go into a pitch? What are you, brain damaged? What are you thinking over there?
WP: [awkward silence] Oh! Sorry.
***Call terminates***
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