Hardaway Celebrates Rare Double

K-lands pool member Ty Hardaway celebrated the completion of the rare weekend double. Hardaway saw a bare breast on both Saturday and Sunday afternoon of this mid-summer weekend. So victorious was he that poolgoers clubhouse-wide could hear him jubilantly shout, "I rule!" from the shallow end of the main pool after breast number two was revealed on the south pool deck for about 20 seconds.

"I think I should get a trophy or a medallion or something. I mean this is a once in a lifetime thing, man. I mean, c'mon! That's a pair!"

Judges awarded the double even though there was some grumbling of legal qualification. Breast number two appeared to have been recently surgically enhanced and a bit unwieldy for its owner. But after further review, Hardaway was pleased to officially possess the rare double.

Tearing up and soaking wet, Hardaway indicated, "I worked hard for this. It's been a long time coming and I, uh, I.... I'm just really, really happy."

The only blemish on the occasion was Hardaway's insistence that he was "feeling it" in search of the never before completed weekend triple. He was unsuccessful in that attempt.