I Heart Sarah Palin

She's the perfect GOP candidate (or the worst, most desperate pick ever).

And she's hot in that Tina Fey's hottie older sister kind of way.

Hope & Change? Uh, hello? Sarah Palin's hot (and when they win and McCain croaks will be president before Hillary). Ha!

Bottom line: Shit's all fucked up now. American hates blacks, women, and old people. It's a good time to be Joe Biden.