Mope Squad America!

Really? Joe Biden, huh? That Joe Biden? Wow. Whatevs.

Eight years of Bush-Cheney and we U.S. Americans get to choose from, so far, three senators? John "No Change" McCain, Barack "Mopey-Hopey" Obama, and Joe "Articulate & Clean" Biden? Who's McCain gonna choose, Larry "Wide Stance" Craig?

The only thing that polls lower than Bush-Cheney is the congress. Thanks a lot, America.

The only thing worse than a one-term senator running for president is his six-term running-mate.

Change you can believe in...sort of.

Joe Biden. Game over, dems.