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"What was harder to watch last night? The Redskins or John McCain? McCain? Yeah, I thought so. And not because of his platform, right? Right. Because of those teeth! Horrifying. I know! And listen, I’m well aware that some of them were broken while he was a prisoner of war, but that doesn’t explain why they are green and yellow! I mean, my god! How does Cindy, who is eighteen years younger, put up with that mess?
Actually, do you think the two of them even have sex? It’s a good question! Do John McCain and his wife, Cindy Lou Pillpop still go at it? And if they do, is it anything more than John just– alright, I’m gonna throw up. But I’m telling you, these are good questions and we need answers!
If he can’t put his own shirt on, then there’s no way he’s doing that kind of stuff… properly."
- Tyler M.
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