It must be Tuesday Thursday, Middlespacers, because I'm answering your questions
What's the deal? You know...with life. What's the deal with it all? They say you're some sort of guru or philosopher or something. Beam me up, dood.
- biLL E Tee
Ty: Good question and an even better observation, Billy-T. I try as I might. Here goes:
You are a different person for different people
Speaking of which, what's the deal with the new President? Is this guy a robot or what? Not to say he's stiff or robotic or anything, but he can't be a human. Why do I even say this? Why do I question our Dear Leader like this? Dare I disparage. Because. There is evidence.
Here's a dude who is obviously pretty cool. He's totally rad. Good looking. Obvious has skillz with his eloquence with words and such. Dresses nicely. We'd all like to be that smooth, right? But if you or me or any of them were that cool you'd totally either be a huge dick to everybody or you'd be in all sorts of trouble all the time like Diana and Charley's boys over in the United Kingdom. Every single one of you would totally abuse that kind of energy for like 25 hours each day. I know I would and, hence, I (you and them) could have never become the new President. Ever.
So Barack Obama must be a robot, right? What was the worst trumped-up "scandal" the vast right wing conspiracy came up with? Palling around with Bill Ayers? What the hell?
Just a guess,
-ty
P.S. Has the old President quit like Stephon Marbury or what?
You are a different person for different people
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