Friday

On OJ - Liveblog

So I just happened across and am watching the OJ Simpson/Clarence Stewart sentencing on the interwebs right now. The judge is just about to sentence his MopeTarded Highness.

Camera tight on defendant Simpson. She has them both stand. OJ takes an awkward, frightened, chained to waist drink of water. Scared shitless. Frontin' hard though.

Now Stewart is getting his sentence. OJ is dying inside, you can tell (camera never leaves him). She's piling on months and years on Stewart like nobody's business. Hard, heavy, stupid time. Done, sit down. OJ's turn...here goes:
Count 1: 12 months
Count 2: 12-24 months, served consecutively to above
Count 3: 12-48 months, served consecutively to above
Count 4: 26-120 months, served consecutively to above
Count 5: 15 years w/parole elig. after 5 yrs. (after 12-72 consec. mos.), consecutively
Count 6: 15 years w/parole elig. after 5 yrs. (after 12-72 consec. mos.), consecutively
Count 7: 60-180 months (after 12-72 consec. mos. served), served consecutively
Count 8: 60-180 months, served consecutively to above
Count 9: 18-72 months, served consecutively to above
Count 10: 18-72 months, served consecutively to above
Credit for time served: 64 days

"Credit for time served is 64 days." Funniest line of the day, for certain.

Chained like the criminal he is. All motions for bail review, release pending appeal, etc. denied. LA Times says, "Judge sentences O.J. Simpson to at least 6 years in prison (release at 67 years of age) for Las Vegas hotel armed robbery." But that could slip to 16 years given circumstances (release at 77 years of age).

Karma is a motherfucker, right? Stop killing people.

The end.