If You Give A Homeless Mouse Some Spange

If You Give A Homeless Mouse Some Spange

if you give a homeless mouse your spare change
he's gonna buy a forty
if the homeless mouse drinks a forty
he's gonna get into a fight
if he gets into a fight
he's gonna bleed on you
if he bleeds on you
you're going think you got HIV
if you think you contracted HIV
you're going to rush to Whitman-Walker Clinic
if you rush to Whitman-Walker Clinic
you'll discover it's closed
if you discover that the Whitman-Walker Clinic is closed
you're going to get panicky
if you get panicky
you're gonna have a TGA
if you have a TGA
you're gonna forget who won Super Bowl®
if you forget who won Super Bowl®
your bookie will catch you
if your bookie catches you
he's gonna break your legs
if your bookie breaks your legs
you'll end up in the ER
if you're in the ER (w/TGA)
they'll commit you to psych ward
if you're committed to psych ward
you're gonna run into Lindsey Lohan
if you run into Lindsey Lohan
she's gonna give you a bump of cocaine
if lindsey lohan gives you a bump of cocaine in psych ward
you're gonna break out
if you break out of psych ward
you're gonna want to smoke a cigarette
if you want to smoke a cigarette
you're gonna have to purchase a pack of Parliaments
if you buy a pack of Parliaments
you're going to have to break a ten dollar bill
if you break a ten dollar bill
you're going to have some change
if you have some change
a homeless mouse will ask you for it

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