If the Loch Ness monster and Sasquatch miraculously hooked-up and had a baby that lived in the sea for 43 years then suddenly, one day as legend has it, said spwawn crawled ashore in Hammonasset, Connecticut--with a bad attitude and no sunglasses--this is what it would look like (artist's rendering):
Hide your babies!
Wait, that's no
Loch Ness baby.... It's a half-black attack™! Hide your Americans!