No I'm not going back to Twitter (or Facebook either, sorry Helen) but I do find it interesting what happens post-Wide Web retirement (see: Twitpic).
For instance, one of my old Twitter handles was "The_Ty" (as in, twitter.com/the_ty), well it turns out that someone, somewhere in south Florida is now the new The_Ty. Good for him. I don't have time to be the Ty anymore. So let us all give a hearty middlespace welcome to the new the Ty on the World Wide.
Here's what I want you to do? Follow him on Twitter, get him into the crew. Forget me, I'm a scoundrel. Follow Tyquiem Simmons. Make him famous. Why?
Here's why -- the The_Ty's bio:
"cooler than a pool in a blizzard, with ice cubes in it, during christmas"